If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Revealing classified information

Threats of violence

Revenge porn

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Child pornography

Insider trading

What is your juiciest sex story?

Terroristic threats

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

No freedom is absolute.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

False advertising

What are James Potter's flaws?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Perjury

Fraud

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

Insurrection

Conspiracy

Trade secrets

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

HIPAA violations

And much, much more.